Sneak a Peek
Before I dart off the grid for a fabulous escape into a remote desert for the remainder of the year, I am going to sneak across Frenemy lines and provide some intelligence to the loves of your life. They are just this close to making horrible gift selections. I know you are already practicing your “Oh darling, too kind, you really shouldn’t have ….” face. That face leaves age lines and it is better to not use it at all. The chaps in your lives, for their part are wrestling with the twin demons of lust and insecurity and are bound to make a mess of things if they attempt to buy you lingerie at the year end holidays.
So, yes Ladies, I know it is good to see the chaps squirm just a little and try their very best. And describing the totally unwearable, rash inducing, circulation killing caricature of sexiness peeled right from the pages of a Maxim mag influenced fantasy is of course fodder for a hundred girls night out and bridal showers spanning well in to the future.
But honestly, we want nice things don’t we? Surely we deserve them. And for the most part, we want the fellows to feel good, so I am going to help them out here. Please don’t be upset. Leave me alone with them for just a tick, would you? Check back later, I promise I won’t paw at them.
Dear Significant Others,
Yes, I see you there lurking, looking at the pretty pictures and imagining a life changing, earth moving moment of lace-fueled passion. Good instincts, and congratulations for inheriting the survival and reproductive urges that weirdly conspired to have you here thinking about lingerie and the woman in your life at the holidays.
I know you, better than you think. I pay attention. I have seen intimate gift giving events that make a train wreck look graceful. And you, my dear, are mere clicks or swipes from causing one. Sit with me a moment now, and learn a thing or two. The Rules follow:
How about you? Please share what works for you ladies while we have the attention of the uninitiated
Happy holidays to all our Guilty Pleasures friends.